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Maybe it's your karma.
The eating of this knish should undertaken with great reverence. This is a deli, which is essentially Jewish holy ground.
She wants my hot gravy...recipe.
But, I'm too awesome for a jury of my peers.
When I am king, William Shatner will be forced cover the best of Queen.
"Buddy, you're...a boy. Make a big noise. Playing? in the street? You're going to be a big man. Someday."
I have been bested. That man is now my eyebrow mentor.
Droid is my sherpa.
I have a new goal this evening: to be as hammered as my ego.
Artist. Carny. Adventurer. And now, bicycle valet. I may have suffered a little focus creep here.
The officer's last name is Schatte. I call dibs on writing his biography.
The title? "I, Schatte...The Sheriff."Random quotes from Austin, Texas
