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And now, a few completely out-of-context words to the wonderful folks in Fort Worth:
"I have now had three meals with your wife in the last decade."
"I formally apologize for accusing you of lying. She is not in fact inflatable."
"Smashy made my tummy hurt, then left me with pimps, ho's and Matt."
"Keep an eye on your mailbox."
"'La pistola in la boca,' does not mean what you think it means."
"Next time bring ninjas. Lots and lots of ninjas."
"Don't despair, Rufio Q is almost as cool a name as Jack Nine."
"It's official. Purple sticky rice is om-frickin'-nomular."
"Swapping metalsmithing tips was slightly more fun than watching you dance."
"It turns out 'easy listening music' is neither."
"A cracker is never a suitable substitute for a lasagna."
